Open your eyes and heart to some words...

I don’t know whether I should keep myself under these blankets, or buy a lotto ticket now.  Today pretty much sucked.  I have my ups and downs, but for some reason the entire day gave me the worst feeling in the pit of my stomach. I’m not sure if someone out there was testing me today or videotaping me…

1. woke up remembering my sad dreams

2. woke up to swollen glands and a sore throat

3. walked out to my family room to a huge puddle of piss and big turds in my bathroom created by the dog that I am dogsitting

4. the houseguest that crashed on our couch did not offer to help clean it up

5. received messages I did not want to receive nor respond to

6. my heart hurt all day

7. had to go into work earlier (wasn’t too bad, but didn’t give me time to shower)

8. after work, walked to my bird-pooped filled car

9. A BIRD SHAT ON MY FOOT!!!!!!*

*Apparently the birdshit part is supposed to be good luck.  My assumption is that the bird sensed that I had a horrible day and pitied me.  He was like “well, I guess I should contribute to her shitty (no pun intended) day and poop on her foot…at least it will give her good luck.”

Buy a lotto ticket or watch Dexter and hope my dreams are filled with him and creepy bloody stuff instead of my usual?